AISubs v3.7
Thank you for watching my video!
I'm Shibuya Yuta.
I'm Yuminosuke Megwin.
Humans have three big desires.
Food, sex, and sleep.
To fulfill these desires, we have to eat, read erotic novels, and sleep.
It's a three-step process for humans.
However, if we want to cook erotically, we have to eat, read, and sleep.
With these two steps, we can fulfill our three big desires.
So today, we're going to have a cooking competition to see if we can cook erotically!
*applause*
*fart*
I'm running out of desires now.
*laughs*
What's important is whether or not we can fulfill our three big desires, food, sex, and sleep.
I've prepared a serious dish for you.
I'd like you to present it now.
Okay.
Let's start with you, Mr. Insect.
Okay.
I, uh...
made a dango.
Is dango erotic?
I don't think so...
It looks like a dango, but if you cut it and break it up, it looks like this.
Oh...
Yes, it's this.
Oh...
*laughs*
Oh...
This is the inside.
By wrapping it in ham, it expresses the "hira- hira- shin" part of the dango.
Could this be...
Yes, but this is...
you know...
an important place, so in order to protect it...
It's "mange", isn't it?
*laughs*
Stop it.
But what's important is the taste, isn't it?
It's "wakeru-no-yada-nan".
"Wakeru-no-yada-nan"?
Aren't you brothers?
*laughs*
Are you brothers?
But it doesn't have a hole.
It's sticky!
I hate dango!
This is the most reproducible sticky thing.
This is definitely sick.
I'll eat it.
*laughs*
It's simple, but it tastes bad!
*laughs*
It's bad!
*laughs*
I'll judge it by five stars.
First, sexual desire.
Three stars!
Oh...
Well, well, well...
It's the best.
And...
Appetite.
One star!
*laughs*
Why?
It's bad!
Come on!
It made me feel a little edgy.
Let's go to the next dish!
Yes!
Yes, my dish...
Oh!
This is it!
Oh!
Oh, I dropped it!
This is for men and women.
*laughs*
First of all, this is for women.
Bacon is used for the large intestine.
For the small intestine...
It's like a real raw ham.
This time, we're doing a blood test.
How much is it? Probably about ten.
That's a lot.
This is for men.
Popcorn, tomato, sausage, broccoli.
There's also a cut in the sausage.
Broccoli doesn't taste good with just soy sauce.
At that time, if you press here tightly, mayonnaise will come out of it.
What? Really?
Please take it off.
I don't know what "put it on your hair" means.
Stop it with that video.
The rest of the mayonnaise goes here.
I'll announce the results.
First of all, taste.
Three stars.
Well, well, well.
Eros got...
Four stars!
I'm not interested in the ten contours.
Then I'll lower this one.
It's pretty simple for me.
This is...
Soy milk dog.
This "knee" part is a little realistic.
This color is crazy. It's a multi-color.
Are you okay with the ingredients?
Are you really not human?
It's a raw soy.
By adopting the color of the egg,
I was able to study whether it was correct or not.
Since it's a combination food, it's a big deal.
Be careful.
It's really stuck.
It's stuck in four places.
LINE...
Stop it!
Are you okay with eggs and roast beef?
Are you okay with it?
Eros got...
Four stars!
The realism of the commercial is not very good.
You say it a lot in front of girls.
Then, taste.
Four stars!
The winner is Shibuya Shun.
Thank you very much.
If you can't make it, why don't you ask your mom to make it for you?
Or why don't you ask your mom to make it for you?
I'm drooling.
Have a good three desires life.
Bye bye!